EVERYTIME MY MOTHER

comes home from work and,

sees our cat: OHHHHH BABY CAT, how are youuu. Oh poor thing, haven’t ate anything huh? Don’t worry I bought you your favorite. Mwah mwah mwah.

me: “hmm hello mother, what about us? did you get us anything?

she answers: “no, wtf I’m broke.”

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  1. chrissalabao said: this is why I love her. <3 mama matue
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